Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Integer Jokes More Integer Jokes

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.