Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Integer Jokes More Integer Jokes

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.