Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!