Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.