Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again."

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.