Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.