Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.