Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."