Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

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Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who gets saved?

America

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.