Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

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Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!