Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

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Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.