Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.