Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Bridget the end of the world !
Cause he's dead.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
Warning: Gore
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
The Army.
