Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
Cause they're dead.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
The United States of America
The Army.
