How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.