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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
All the conservatives are out working.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Give him an enema
In the far left corner!
Gullibility
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
They are always asking for change.
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
A just duet.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
Nobody likes a soggy cracker!
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Working people's wallets.
Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!
One is small and the Other is small minded!
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
The smell of their fingers.
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
his right to human arms
