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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
All the conservatives are out working.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Give him an enema
In the far left corner!
Gullibility
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
They are always asking for change.
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
The octopus because it is well armed.
Nuuks.
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
His nose is wet.
Front-end
Because upvotes are to the left
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
More than 1,000
A good start.
They're always looking for some sort of change!
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Because he came second.
I didn't cottage in my pants
Wendy's is never frozen.
