What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.