What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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How do you brainwash a liberal?

Give him an enema

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.