What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.