What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.