What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.