What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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he missed the rains down in africa

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The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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He went down really well !

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Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.