What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.