What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".