What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/