What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.