Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1