Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.