What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !