What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests