What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.