What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"