What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.