What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel