What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back