What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after