What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back