How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.