How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas