i'm serious... help.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
A: The letter "m."
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
A banana in the washing machine.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.