How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.