What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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