What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...