What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...