What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.