What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.