A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
Namaste home tonight.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
So they can reach their head!
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)