What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.