What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)