What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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They bone

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)