A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.
A: Turn on the water.
Paula Ab-doula
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
He couldn't get a head.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)