What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.