Paula Ab-doula
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
You rocket.
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
An elf driving car