Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

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Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.