Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.