Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.