Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.