Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!