Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Hola.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.