Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...