Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

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What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...