Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.