Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct