The p is silent.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
P in front of it
Because they're extinct
Because the pee is silent.
Because their entire species is extinct.
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Nothing, the pee is silent
Because it's is silent....
Because the P is silent!
There is no sound... The P is silent.
Because the p is silent.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because P is silent.
Because they're all dead
I may be a two but your an eight..
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
It's Christmas, Eve!
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
Seizure Salad.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Time's fun when you're having flies.
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
The Harlem Shake
Don't worry! They will tell you!
I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
So they can stand closer to the sink.