The p is silent.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
P in front of it
Because they're extinct
Because the pee is silent.
Because their entire species is extinct.
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Nothing, the pee is silent
Because it's is silent....
Because the P is silent!
There is no sound... The P is silent.
Because the p is silent.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because P is silent.
Because they're all dead
Their P is silent.
Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
Because the "p" is silent!
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
European!
Urine trouble, mate!"
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Cowboom!
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
