Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
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Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Because their p is quiet.
Their P is silent.
Because the 'p' is silent.
Because they're all dead
Because the p is silent.
A handicrapped zone.
Because they can't even.
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
It's just too hard.
The Harlem Shake
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
It won't be there
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Rugs and kisses!
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
