Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.