Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...