Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.