How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur