How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.