How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.