What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What are you doing with your life?

I'm up."

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.