What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who