Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible