Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!