Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs