Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.