Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.