Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men