Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said