Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend