How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.