How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!