How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?