How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

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Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!