How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.