How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.