How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.