How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber