How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark