Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.