How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

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How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road