How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.