How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road