What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!