What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.