What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.