What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

When did this happen?

When did what happen

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.