What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!