What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!