What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.