What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.