Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen