Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light