Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Gabe Newell Jokes More Gabe Newell Jokes

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

World War 3 Jokes More World War 3 Jokes

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Good President Jokes More Good President Jokes

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light