Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light