What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

Who lives in the white house?

the black man

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.