What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.