Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.