Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.