Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I