Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.