Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton