How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre