How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.