How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep