How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.