What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post