What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.