What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre