What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre