How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.