How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.