How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.