How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.