What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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A torn ACL

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.