What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.