What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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They both like girls

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.