What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!