What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!