Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.