Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*