Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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DLC.

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A box of crackers.

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Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!