Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.