What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.