Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!