Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.