Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.