Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.