Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.